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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe
What kind of bird can write?
a pen-guin
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I'll have a boo Christmas without you....
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
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